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Friday, October 21st, 2011 5 21 /10 / Oct /2011 11:25

Imagine....

Imagine that you are looking for a job...

You would have obtained an interview(maintenance) and you would have to meet your future possible employer for a possible intended hire(start work)...

You would have quite well got ready,

You would have loosened(kicked away) the time slot to have any lattitude to extend beyond(to overflow)...

You would wait in the waiting room (yes, it is there that we often wait)

At the end of 3/4 an hour, your telephone would sound(ring) (yes, is you not as me, you have a mobile(portable), You!!!) and your future possible employer for whom is you as a jar to wait, would say to you quietly that....

" I had a hindrance and I a little forgot to prevent(warn) you Madam and then in fact after reflection, you make not really the affair(business)... "

He could even add

" Euuuuh, chui saddened to have made you waste time, Madam, well that makes that 3/4 an hour for which wait you, not died from man either eh.... "

You would make what???

You would be not satisfied eh....

Kept silent ralerais, you would curse, you would give kicks in walls and can be what is more you would have a pee on the ground and what is more you would roll about inside to show well how is not satisfied you....

Now.... Imagine....

You look for a nursery assistant for your baby of love that loves you by top everything but that you have to go to work and that it is necessary to make him(it) keep(guard) this small attractive heart....

Finds you a who(which) accepts the rotten schedules which you he propose (yes yes, that arrives that there is which(who) agrees to work later that 6:30 pm, it even worked in the business in another life and was very satisfied to have a nanny who kept(guarded) him(her) his(her) ticoeurd' love till 21 hours makes not these z' eyes, we are not every state employees euh, no offend to the state employees, not type aïeuh!!! Not the head we said!!!!)

Thus finds you a who(which) accepts your rotten schedules and after 50 phone calls, you fix a meeting(appointment)....

The matt ass, which has a life when it does not work, hurries to go be put back in place the shoulder ready(in position) by preferred sonkiné, return fast fast to her by knitting legs and without going window-shopping, in brief, at 6:30 pm, the assmat is ready to receive you....

At 6:45 pm, the matt ass is always ready to receive you but we had produce you at 6:30 pm and she(it) begins to fulminate inside....

At 7:00 pm, the matt ass is still ready to receive you but she(it) is as a pressure cooker parcequ' she(it) has a meal to be prepared, a shower to be taken, a giraffe to comb...

In brief, she(it) just has a life to be lived to wait for you....

At 7:15 pm, the matt ass it in has a good laugh to wait, she is exchanging with her friends on a famous social network which begins with buttock and finished by billy goat on the lack to know how to live people that it is not possible all the same, while hunting(chasing away) the dragon because the hunting in the dragon has priorities all the same and what there, even if it is not indispensable is a member(part) of it....

At 7:15 pm, the telephone rings and a voice(vote) says to him(her) that

" We had to meet, but I had a hindrance and I forgot to call you and after reflection an ass matt in city center, that is going not to be great practical "

The last part(party) being an acceptable argument, the matt ass includes her(it) and accepts her(it) completely...

On the other hand the hindrance and I forgot to call you, it is the pinch of salt on the chocolate cake....

That makes creak teeth....

But the matt ass is polished (Thank you Mom!!!) and set on her not to send you the horrors which occur him(her).... She(it) was delivered with a patient's good dose, and even if she(it) curses you inside and wishes you the agonies of everything the circles of the hell (inside always), she(it) not does not forget it to wish good luck to you for your search(research) for the matt ass which accepts the rotten schedules...

Now read again the first part(party) and compares with the 2nd...

Has nothing there which shocks you????

Yes???

No???

Ouiiiiiii???

Would have you not to accept that your possible future to use(employ) made you this blow there eh???

But you have just made him(it)....

Roughly you have just behaved as a piglet but as it is you and not the other one, you do not realize it...

Although....

Mouais so eh you is reported to you it but you had said it!!!!

Hoped you that one would see him(it) not and that one would not put in you the nose inside...

Well, er, that saw itself and I put you the nose inside....

( And to you too who say " I rappele you to say yourselves " that does not call back to(remind) you anything that???? You too you contains you as a piglet when you do not call back(remind).... And voui)

Now that you know that I know.... Thinks of you of it for next time eh????

That the matt ass it is not the impression(printing) to be once again

L' Official Queen Of The Courge

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Friday, September 9th, 2011 5 09 /09 / frog /2011 13:44

He(It) is not in my habits to censor or to delete(eliminate) comments, remarks...

I never make him(it)...

Nose less when this morning, my e-mails returned and when I saw a bizarre com, I went to throw(cast) one not eye (that I started again very fast) on the link which accompanied the name...

A commercial break(page of advertising)...

Voucher...

Ben I deleted(eliminated) the com...

Because, if Mister Machin, site of sale on internet want to make its ad(advertising), he(it) just has to rent(praise) z' places on dedicated places...

Yes I know, it is paying...

But I am not a bulletin board...

If I want to make a little free ad(advertising) for products that I made out a will and approved, I have the right(law) to make him(it), because exactly, I tested them and approved...

For the rest, go your way...

Your coms and your links will be deleted(eliminated) in a systematic way...

A word to the wise is enough...

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Monday, September 5th, 2011 1 05 /09 / frog /2011 18:23

I do not know if you noticed, but for some weeks, on everything sites, decorate with flowers small green links....

As these...

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At first, out of curiosity, I glanced through them then reporting me that it was mainly an ad(advertising) for an a little debated site, beginning by grou and finishing by pon, I left fallen.

Nose less, these small links polluted me the reading, I asked for nothing and we stick me of the ad(advertising) under the nose, on a harmless word....

I do not know you, but me, I loathe that...

That we pollute me the reading by colors which prick and pop-up which open although my cursor glances through the word...

Just(Right now), while the nth window of the window souvrait without that I ask him(her), I had the idea to look of little closer and I met here...

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Directly at the culprit who explains me friendly that his(her,its) green links were conceived to create significant relations enter the consumer (I in this case) and the announcer....

Oo

Euuuuuh, I asked for nothing I....

If I want significant relations, I go on a site of meeting for example....

Of what me mèle I....

Then we always explain me very friendly that if I see this green link quite rotten which pollutes me the view(sight), it is that we decided to offer them to me...

Oo

Euuuuuuuh....

If you want to offer me something, offer I a ring...

Or a necklace....

With a big diamond above...

Something in this gout there which...

But not your rotten green link which pricks eyes...

Then!

All the same!

Me finally!

To finish, we explain to me friendly (still and always!) that if the present (the cadal??? A cadal - presents not?) does not please me, I can the " pop - outer ' by clicking there and by bringing in the code that if I am not human, I cannot read it....

What I have make...

And now I can read without pollution...

Up to the fellow man who will have the idea to offer me of the ad(advertising) to the place(square) of a diamond...

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Saturday, September 3rd, 2011 6 03 /09 / frog /2011 15:11

I have the fragile skin...

It is not my fault eh before her was not like that...

But years pass, my hair dry out and my skin also...

Of normal, she(it) is crossed(spent) in sêche and revives...

Not pip(top)...

Then I look produced miracle for ZE which(who) will make for me the skin down jacket, which(who) envellopera me of sweetness and comfort...

And then I look for the fraicheur also... Because it is warm (voui, I know not today but it is warm all the same).

In this endless collection(quest) (all the more endless as the compulsive bulimiac in me is satisfied never really and still looks and still even when she found) in this endless collection(quest) said I, I sometimes make of grooooosses blunders....

As to buy unguardedly these lotions pschitt rafraichissantes...

1 for morning

1 for evening

As long as to rot, so much to rot completely...

I saw them for the first time in my favorite beauty salon...

It was warm and I am say that that was to be very pleasant a pschit of morning by getting up and a pschit of evening before going to lie down(to go to bed) rafraichissant in these time(weather) scorching (voui, I heard(understood) you at the bottom(in fact) not today!), not too dear(expensive) with a discount(delivery) moreover, of attractive colors orange for morning and mauve(mallow) for evening.... Everything to tempt me (come to voiiiiiiir me, consider z' it moiiiiiii).

It is thus with happiness that I am brought in at home with my news(short stories) z' acquisitions which were going to make for me a peachy skin, a complexion of pink baby coughed coughed...

WITHOUT....

I have the fragile skin...

I have make a pschit in the evening, a pschit in the morning and I began to have the fire(light) with the face...

As a sunburn, without I had taken the sun...

And how I had to return to the center to make me dépoiler, I took advantage of it to speak about it with my favorite councillor(adviser) (that it is sworn, ever I buy something if she(it) is not there!) which(who) has me say that " with the skin which you have, me will never have recommended you these lotions, they are in essential oil and fragile skin and essential oil, it is well known, that does not get masses "

So much for me....

Without I brulée really and without it has been 4 days since that lasts, since I had to acquire(to buy back) care down jackets because mine are not any more enough and than I have it for month without putting the other thing(matter) than that...

So much make me a peeling with some sand...

That goes faster and the effect is even more

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Tuesday, July 12th, 2011 2 12 /07 / July /2011 20:06

Has days there like that where the things(tricks) which irritate, squeeze as one limp cardboard...

Quite slowly there really, that you do not realize it at the beginning...

Nor in the middle...

Just at the end...

And still...

You do not know if it is the end or not....

At the beginning, it is kind...

That the thing(trick) which irritates you, in the truth, he(it) more makes you smile than the other thing(matter)...

You say yourself " rhôôôô which gourd(clot) I am all the same, to have read a whole book then realize after it was not him the volume 1 but the one that you were later going to read.... That there, it is the volume 2 but the same kept silent step saw him(it)... There are 2 or 3 well détaux youngs which questioned you but well it was in the history(story), things were thus explained you prété not there attention more than that.... "

And maintaining you just asks you if has you to read the volume 1 or the volume 3 which you bought this morning...

That irritates little but it is funnier than the other thing(matter)...

Later have you the things(tricks) which irritate in the truth...

The thing(trick) that demand(request) 50 times within the hour have you while we see good that is occupied to you in the other thing(matter) and when stopped you making him(it), forgot you that we had asked you for it, then you make the other thing(matter) and pof, hardly began you that again, we call back you the order... We would not have taken advantage of the injury time between the end and the beginning of the activities not not, just when you began and when you is good in what you make...

And then the morning, kept silent you what rapelle for what one had asked you, then you make him(it)...

And when you say it, we do not treat(handle) you with liar, but not far, just the word of in quoted(esteemed) the one who comes before liar and who does not exist...

And when we realize that, effectively you indeed have make what you have make, but we continue to pull a face to you and to say thank you, that skins(grazes) too much the mouth....

That that irritates I find....

Ask for things 150 times within the hour without that it is made...

The dishwasher to be filled(performed) or to be emptied

The table to be put or to débarasser,

Put his(her,its) linen in the nasty,

Go back up(Raise) the thing(trick) for which I asked you what(which,whom) I need great quickly if you want to eat this evening...

.... I detail(retail) not quite eh, because otherwise, I make a novel...

That also, that irritates I find....

And then also, the thing(trick) which also irritates, it is when the table is freed(cleared), Ok she(it) is débarassée....

But everything is ON the dishwasher instead of being inside (with what had to go to the trash can as long as to make as it is the summer and what it is warm, why go)

That, it is great irritating also...

Ah and then, wait, it is not finished...

Have you the apricot stones which we sow(scatter) everywhere in the house in case they take roots that could be quite a lot of credit note of apricot trees in the house, one would annoy not to go to look for them at the trader's of apricots)

Have you tissues so maybe as we found the means to grow mouchoirenpapiéyé that also that could be practical...

Have you the sofas which you have just put back in place ready(in position) on whom(which) all throw(cast) themselves by transferring(firing) pillows and tartan rugs....

You is you made just man ch euh yes, I say it shit during 10mn to put back in place everything ready(in position) very decently because sofas, they are great clamped between them and walls and because it is not easy to put back(to hand) decently of the whole....

That irritates eh, that also?

And then wait the worst of the worst...

The thing(trick) which irritates most it is to see that

On one hand, your business(affairs) does not belong to you, everybody uses(gets) inside, because everybody needs it and because you does not serve you as it then because we would have not the right(law) to take him(it) what belongs to you eh? Why??? And then in more later, if you want to get back him(it), ben needs to ask for it 200 times per hour for the credit note the next day....

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! Because it is below and because pffff that pisses off to fetch your business(affairs) that I pricked you yesterday and that I lowered(went down) without asking to you for it...

At first...

And on the other hand, it is to realize that Bobonne and Coidiot are 2 different words certe, but that they want to say the same thing(matter) and that and so you feel at the end of the day....

Even if although it doesn't seem like it you have BUMP to you all day long (YES!!!! NURSERY ASSISTANT IS A WORK, HE(IT) IS PRACTISED AT HOME BUT IT IS A WORK, ONE ME PAID TO MAKE HIM(IT) NOT TO MAKE THE HOUSEHOLD(HOUSEWORK) OF THE HOUSE IN WHICH WE ARE 4 TO LIVE) and that if you too you return a pay at the end of the month, it is not far from being a pay in the discount....

Yes, that also that irritates in the truth of the truth...

While you, in the truth,

Just have you that an envy(urge) eh...

It is to scratch you the back which scratches you and that it is irritating the back which scratches...

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I am anxious to specify that any resemblances with existing persons is not absolutely fortuitous...

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Monday, June 20th, 2011 1 20 /06 / June /2011 09:38

When I created my blog (that this and everything those who preceded him(it)), it was more for me a game(set,play), a way of making share my (rare) creations, my small life, to amuse me by handling the verb.

I have never wanted and I do not want to make a blog of opinion, debate or although it is of the kind(genre). On one hand, I do not feel the stature and I do not think of having the knowledge necessary for this kind of thing, on the other hand, that does not interest me, that does not amuse me....

Yes, I know, I am pointless, I tend to make only the things which amuse me and channel-flicking the rest but it is the highly-rated which I assume completely....

Nez-en-moins, I sometimes fall on things which make me get indignant myself, react...

Inadmissible things because she recovers from the inhumanity and from the pure bullshit, because they make us go back up(raise,go back up) within the darkest hours of our history(story), because they we rapellent that if some boast of being thinking, intelligent and civilized beings, they remain not less sacred idiots there than we would not know how to relegate to the rank of the animal so much it would be offend this last one....

Many of those who(which) "know" me know that I frequent assidument a famous social network which begins with face and finished by portfolio. I frequent him(it) for several reasons that I énumèrerais not no quite here, the main clauses(head teachers) being the proposed games(sets) and the persons with whom, in spite of the distance and the screen, I bound(connected) knowledge and the sometimes same friendship, the thing(matter) which I would not have been able to make otherwise.... By this way, I also discovered quantity of artists, currents and the other things which never I would have otherwise known.

Let us say that I frequent this network with full knowledge of the facts, by measuring what I deliver and by knowing how and to whom I deliver him(it) (Big Brother is not my friend but I know that his(her,its) eye is behind the screen and looks at me).... I have suffisament of lucidity to post nothing of staff, close friend it is for me a tool as is him(her,it) my blog, my computer and the applications which I use. I am also completely aware(conscious) that 250 and some friends who are on my profile are not all really my friends moreover, for the greater part, I prefer to call them my contacts....

For some weeks, this social network in started a "witch-hunt", deleting(eliminating) wrongly some account under the deceptive pretext that this account did not indicate name and first name of his(her) owner. Between you and me, he(it) is going to need them to delete(eliminate) a car, a lot indeed uses the name of their blog, their online shop or some pen name, that disturbs nobody, they or they are correct, quiet people, asking for nothing to anybody, just man little of tranquilité and the right(law) to be delirious in complete peace such the gherkin in its jar....

When this misadventure arrived at one of my friends, I made the remark that instead of annoying the world for a name or a not corresponding first name, the persons in charge of this social network would better make do the housework in pages inciting to the hatred, to the violence etc. and by the same, to sanction(punish) their authors of these cloths who would be or saying about the humor....

Here we are, what we find as kind(genre) of humor, I leave you free of your judgment(sentence). I just have to floutter the parts(parties) which(who) does not concern pages in question and which display without knowing their full will.

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A first example, if you manage to see closer, you can see that the centres of interests of these persons are similar to the contents of the page and so intolerant. Imagine to be similar to you of a trisomic person falling on this cloth... You see certainly that more than 700 persons love this page, it is not totally true, most having clicked to be able to give their opinion to the author and forgotten to désaimer the page....

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I also deliver you this page which in my opinion is extrèmement engrave(burn) because it returns us some 60 years behind, for a period when a big part(party) of the gypsy population in sudden the same treatment as the Jews, namely a mass extermination and experiences(experiments) which today we would not dare to impose on animals...

By forgetting, by denying the culture extrèmement rich in these people even today tortured in certain countries and exiled by the company(society) in our.... The legends of faignéants, thieves of hens and children have the hard life and no doubt that they will persist even for a long time... In brief, there is not my comment.

An important thing(matter) which you can note, it is that nobody leaves, the brave creators of these cloths post(show) their real identity, contenting with answering by sentences denoting a bétise without limit.

Now, I would just like to call back(to remind) a thing(matter) or two.....

1 - "The freedom is defined in a negative way as the absence of constraint exercised by the other individuals, or in a positive way as Right(Law) To act without constraint within the limits of the justifiable rights of the others. She(it) is synonymic of "autonomy", or "independence". We often associate it the maxim: « the freedom of some stops(arrests) there where begins that of the others ». As specifies it the article 4 of the Statement(Declaration) of human rights and the Citizen of August 26th, 1789:

The freedom consists in being able to make all which does not harm in others: so, the exercise of the natural rights of every man has borders only those who assure(insure) the other Members of the Company(Society) the enjoyment of these same rights. " Source(spring) wikipedized Here

2 - We are lucky to live in a free country, in which we can express opinions, say not in the things which hamper(bother) us etc. but there are rules to live well together....

One of them is the principle of not discrimination, Based(Established) on the distinctions operated between the physical persons at the rate of their origin, of their sex, of their marital status, of their physical appearance, of their patronymic, of their state of health, their handicap, their genetic characteristics, their customs, their sexual orientation, their age, their political beliefs, their labor-union activities, their membership or of their not membership in an ethnic group, a nation, a race or a definite religion. He(it) is liable to penalty by the article 24 of the law of July 29th, 1881 (modified in December, 2004) you will find the text here with a reminder(abseiling) of the incurred punishments(efforts)...

I thought about what I could make by seeing this kind(genre) of page, because it is not the first time which I see and which I send a description to FB and because the only thing(matter) which results from it, it is the abolition(deletion) of the concerned page followed by the immediate reopening of the same thing(matter)... I decided this time that that was enough and that these persons had to take the measure of their acts... I thus indicated these pages here, I did not make him(it) in a anonymous way, I put my name, my first name and my address and phone number(coordinates). Not to put them would have been to decrease me at the level of these persons contrary to them, I know that an action(share) entraine a reaction and he(it) is out of the question for me to shield(subtract) me from my responsibilities.

It is in this way that I want that my children live and become adults responsible for their acts.

The respect of life, any lives, any cultures is an indispensable thing(matter) in the village that becomes our world. It is what what will make us grow or on the contrary will return us to the rank of barbarians fearing neither god nor man...

It is what in what I believe and that engages(starts) only me...

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Wednesday, November 10th, 2010 3 10 /11 / Nov /2010 10:27

I do not know if you are as me, but when I walk in my pc, on the big painting(cloth) which connects(binds) the world and which returns him(it) to the state of village, I open tabs in my sailor(browser)...

Because sometimes, I fall on nuggets and because even if I add they to my favourites(whiskers), I like to have them within reach keyboard without having to search about fifty files which contains my some favourites'(whiskers) hundreds.

Thus, in my sailor(browser), I always have approximately about twenty opened tabs... They are my favorite chouchoux and although I still find there, about twenty can even get fat(grow) until wait for an indecent number...

Generally, I put out(switch off) the sound, what avoids me having the "diling" of the mail which enters in outlook regularly, the pouêt-pouêt of a chat left opened and the diverse sounds which the designers of games(sets) cannot refrain from adding to their products and which has on me an effect an effect which....

In brief....

From time to time, I fall on a video at which I want to look, to listen to or then I want to put little of miousic of my favorite playlist, then, as said an inspired singer " I puts back(hands) the sound "...

And there...

HORROR!!!!!

There is always one, who(which) thinking of pleasing the readership or simply her even, in added on its blog, a reader integrated(joined) with a playlist, who can be very well or not but who pollutes me the detached house(flag).

Then, I begin a race against the clock jump of tabs in tabs to see where is the intruder (and I do not even speak when there is 2 or 3 which(who) had the same idea!!!) to be able to stop the music and take advantage of what I want to listen to calmly.... I make quite tabs all in length, in wide and across sometimes I find, sometimes, I do not find then I begin again and I scrolle juuuuuuuuusqu' at the bottom of pages, because yes, there are perverts who install(settle) the player everything at the bottom of the blog (generally, it is not the one where there are 3 notes(tickets) by pages but that where it is necessary to unwind everything to find) and finally I can stop(arrest) the parasite and listen to that I, I chose or not....

Then, you there low at the bottom(in fact), I see you twisting you in everything the senses(directions), yes yes it is of you about whom I speak I know that you want to please me but I can assure you that not, that does not walk(work)... Your music is not necessarily the one that I like(love) or that I want to listen to at this moment there... Please, not your player filled(performed) with your favourite playlist give I the choice to activate or everything pleases me in tone to you, and I like coming there it is just that my ears, they z' like(love) not....

Imagine little that when you arrive here, kept silent fall on a part(party) of my playlist...

That this for example and really totally at random...

I, as for myself, I like but you at the bottom(in fact), who has a good laugh alone by imagining how I get out hair by looking in my tabs to find the culprit??? That pleases you? I puts you he(it) in opening of page???

Naaaaaan, chui not so naughty(ugly) as I indeed want you him(it) to persuade and then my Mom, her said to me

" Does not make for the other z' that you do not want that they made you "....

Prevent, has days there I want....

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Wednesday, October 20th, 2010 3 20 /10 / Oct /2010 15:49

I do not know you, but me, noon(south), I look on channel(canal) + in light and without decoder, at the special edition... I like the mixture of humor, information and in a good mood which gets free of it...

And then after the newspaper, there is A Channel-hopping... I try not to fail because that allows me to see that, me, téléphage incorrigible, I was able to fail while I slept or while I had a break wee-wee... Today, well it is actu eh strike, more gasoline(essence), of jeuns which disentangle(scroll,march past), politics(policies) which bicker and in the bend of a zap, v' there one of of jeun, one that went out of the school in priori and what he says of jeun????

" If we increase the retirement age, the old men are going to continue to take the work of the young people... "

I suffocate(suppress) with my chips / mustard, swallow a glass of water, get my breath back and look at the retake to be sure to agree with what my ears heard(understood)... Well, er voui he said it and what is more he repeats him(it) to the retake the guy....

Woaw... Sacred jump behind... I saw myself a little bit yes good much younger to the middle school(college), to the high school, he(it) pffff there for a long time at least 35 well years....

Listening to the grown-up z' philosophizing at the counter of the corner(place) or in the street

" In any case, if there is no work to us, it is because there are too many immigrants and because not only they prick the job(work) of the good French truths, but because in more they prick them the bread... "

You you rappellez??? No??? Well, er I yes...

And continuing my journey in past, I saw becoming smaller and smaller, until be baby's seed, then the sketch of baby's idea then anything more....

I had returned in the years preceding the war.

Period when he(it) was fashionable to stick quite the troubles of the earth(ground) on a part(party) of the population and to be on to be good between people of good company, this part(party) of the population left very fresh paid in camps in Poland...

I stopped(arrested) there, because otherwise, I would not be brought in at this very moment....

I would have continued until the origins of the Man with a big axe and I would have observed it running(roaming) one after the other and trucidant by belching things kind(genre)

" Have you too much hair, is too much darkened to you, too clear, I was before you there, I saw him the first one etc...... "

I thus reinstated(re-entered) my favorite sofa by putting out(switching off) under the deep fryer that Darling had inconveniently forgotten on the fire(light)... We begin to make old my good woman...

And there, my neurone began wriggling in everything the senses(directions), a little bit ill-at-ease my time... I am going be 47 years old soon. In 13 years not, in 20 years, I would be retired can be. Making my bed under the bridge(deck) where I would have taken up residence because well, the pension(retreat) of a nursery assistant needs not to dream eh, that goes not far already as the salary is to cry in brief...

I return to the naughty old men who take the job(work) of the young people...

Already, it is not the retired old men that would come out if they still worked...

Thus it is the old men of less than 60 years...

60 YEARS!!!!

OLD MAN OF LESS THAN 60 YEARS!!!

It is bizarre as sentence not?

At what age is one old man moreover???

Not because I would like to know if in almost 47 years, I am a member of old men of the old men who prick the job(work) of of jeuns which no again went out of the high school...

Know if I have to begin to watch out for my buttocks in case I am pitched(caught) pricking the job(work) after deadline.

It is because I would like not to end in prison for working diversion I all the same...

Hold(Like), that calls back to(reminds) me a piece of news(short story) of Dino Buzzati whom I read long ago when I was.... Young person???? I fetch in my books needs absolutely that I find....

GROUMPF....

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( Yes, I know, I have already put him(it) yesterday and then last week also it is my rhino-wild steam which shows how I am not satisfied and how it is necessary not to come to tickle me between toes to oppose even more... I the aiiiiiime!!!)

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Thursday, July 15th, 2010 4 15 /07 / July /2010 09:45

Yesterday, the end of day....

After tiring day, crossed(spent) with my preferred is friends and his(her) family, I bring in at my house and there disaster!!!! The dog has to eat nothing more... Zut, flute, muddy.... He may be old and not smell good, it is necessary him(it) to take sustenance all the same this poor grandpa....

Slightly annoyed on edges, because it is July 14th, holiday (during whom(which) I worked during years) and because well, stores are not sensible to be opened but are it all the same, we decide to go in Giant CasinoThe closest from our home.... The only one on Alberville d " somewhere else if we want a hypermarket (no jar, we have not the choice!)...

Taking advantage of the journey, and because to us we recycle, Darling takes 2 big bags that he fills(performs) numerous bottles of glasses which pile up little by little in a corner(place) while waiting for to leave towards a better world a very beautiful world, into which we restore life in the glass..... The Paradise of the glass bottles in a way.... Z' is lucky bottles.....

For these last ones, the journey begins with the container.... Before leaving to the paradise, it is necessary to pass all the same by the purgatory to separate the wheat from the chaff.... We thus go, such of the celestial messengers towards the hypermarket in question and walking past a container on the parking lot in front of the cafeteria of the same sign(brand) (Casino of AlbertvilleI just call back so that nobody forgets and confuses(merges) with the babies hypermarkets of the city), we stop(arrest)...

We take(bring) out of the car, open the safe(chest), take(bring) out our big basket and we manage towards the green container.... At the time of catching the first bottle we listen as a noise, a shout a kind of guinea fowl which we knife....

" Hey, z' have not the right(law) to put that there, that belongs to the cafeteria (Casino of Alberville) We we pay to have that here, there enamarre that everybody comes to put his(her) obscenities to us there then all the same "...

We turn around and we perceive on the end of lawn ...... cut grass, a small lady, collapsed in a folding chair smoking its fag between the container with glass and the compactor with cardboard(box) (he even fenced in very decently)

"Well, no" answer him(her) I at the same time as Loved " marked nothing above, just the logo of the simigeda there, it is publicly available.... If it is deprived needs to indicate it "

" Voui ben we we pay at first eh to have containers, it is not so that everybody comes to cross-post(pour) his(her) obscenities to us eh because we ben we pay at first "....

Redoing the tour(ballot) of the container, we make sure that nothing specifies that the container is deprived and in front of the aggressiveness of the small lady meanly let us prefer to flee rather than to stick us in a dialogue of deaf person which, obviously, would not advance the schmilblick (thank you Coluche of credit note to invent a word so brilliant to be pronounced I always like so much the schimilimili)

In brief, let us return z' to our sheeps(muttons).....

Darling is not satisfied, me either.... I like(love) not when a pitbull not attached jumps me above to assault me and I like not staying in the doubt (it is the too uncomfortable place which scratches everywhere and what is more it is very unpleasant!!!!), I thus say to myself that tomorrow (today thus) I would call the simigeda to know exactly what the situation is, then the direction(management) to say to him(her) my way of thinking.... And then I say to myself that I also have a blog to cross-post(pour) my bile, the one who begins to invade me the stomach and hurts me, because, I say it twice, I do not like be assaulted like that....

It's a pity, yesterday evening, no internet connection ......

I would make my article tomorrow (today!), would call the simigeda and the cafeteria (Casino of Albertville For ceusses which(who) would not have understood(included) and would so clean my stomach of all the bile which piled up....

To follow....

Edict of the same day a little later in the morning....

I thus took my telephone and my most beautiful voice(vote) and I called up the simigeda which is reappointed but I do not remember more how very important.... I had Ste Pierrette du Paradis of bottles, there where they find a 2nd life having served us faithfully....

Thus, with my attractive voice(vote) and with my natural kindness (and there, I do not laugh, I am a very pleasant(kind), kind and pleasant person although, and I say it 3 times, I am not assaulted by a pitbull with voice(vote) of guinea fowl euh, you will notice that such the man in the bell, I have him(it) say 3 times, and that such the man in the bell, what I say 3 times is absolutely true).... Thus I said with my attractive voice(vote) and my natural kindness, I expose(explain) the problem to the voice(vote) by the telephone which confirms me effectively that the container is public and that I would have been able to put down(to deposit) there delicately my bottles... After the thanks of custom(usage), I take again my telephone, my most beautiful voice(vote) and my natural kindness and I call the above-named cafeteria (Casino of Albertville.... You remember yourselves????). I ask to speak to the direction(management), I am lucky, it is her(it) who answered me.... Finally He, the direction(management), it is a sir with a charming voice(vote) in fact (I like the voices(votes) charming to the telephone!!!) and he expose(explain) my case....

Again, that falls well, he(it) already knows... But not of the same history(story)...

In his(her,its) history(story), the naughty boys (we) arrived to put full full height of bin liners and cardboards(boxes) in the compactor (which(who) I call back(remind) it is in a small enclosure(pen)).... Rhôôôôô Vilains we!!!!!! Of our magic wand we transformed our glasses into dégoutantes obscenities and disregarding our attractive family trash cans which we take(bring) out to make them get a breath of fresh air 3 times a week, we are going to put down(to deposit) them everywhere everywhere in the city and far far far, at least in 3km because, us, one do not know how to get rid of some gasoline(essence) which appears by magic in the reservoir of the car at night and because moreover, we have nothing else to make!!!! (I am going to say to you the truth our trash cans, we delivered them to us appropriate(clean) and we do not want to make dirty them then we have them to fit out a cosy nest in the garage in which they can coo.... Moreover, the yellow and the blue are already similar of an attractive green trash can..... We do not too much want to disturb them, just one take(bring) out them to pretend and we bring in them in the morning they chatted with the friends, they have full of new news(short stories) from the outside and are never dirty ...... because in my world.... In brief, let us return to our lambs)

I displayed(exposed) thus friendly my problem to the direction(management) which is a sir, he(it) told me his(its) history(story), I gave him(her) the version of the brothers Grimm.... I have all the same to indicate that to put its pittbull with voice(vote) of guinea fowl on the lawn cut grass, on a campstool, cigarette in the beak without leash nor muzzle is harmful for the brand image of his(her) company (you know Cafeteria Casino of Albertville...) and of the group which he(it) represents (CasinoIf you z' followed everything, group for which one(which) I I even worked as well as Beloved, there is in ....... ppfffff for a long time.... In another life we are going to say ......). And we left.... Leaving each of our quoted(esteemed) of telephone to continue our road....

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I am anxious to reassure the League for the Protection of the Empty Bottles our girlfriends found another more welcoming container, they are now on the way towards the paradise of bottles and I pawn(suppose) that we shall not delay finding them under a shape or the other one...

A day, somewhere else....

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Monday, September 7th, 2009 1 07 /09 / frog /2009 14:58


I have you say that my daughter, her is internal in Chambéry parcequ' she is 2nde STL???? Ah z' be on??? Well I would not repeat it then....

Thus my daughter who is internal in Chambéry 2nde STL resumes(takes back) the train on Sundays evenings for the boarding school(internship).... As nobody here had thought of the schedules of bus we crossed(spent) the afternoon of yesterday to look, how and by which line she had to pass to go back up(to raise) to the high school before 10 pm, knowing that later, she sleeps in front of the gate(portal) if he(it) stays of the place(square).... Some dressing-downs later, we had finally found an agreement which agreed us to take the train of 6:05 pm, then drank him(it) gnagnagna thus one leaves to take him(it) to the station and before coming down(falling) from car, we realize, that this train, which suited us great well, does not circulate on Sundays.....

Well too bad we leave on our first idea (and at the house at the same time), to take the train of 6:57 pm, to wait for his(her,its) bus in town almost 3/4 an hour, to change 3 stops(rulings) farther, to wait for 20 mn the correspondence to arrive finally at 9:17 pm at the boarding school(internship) (or roughly 1:20 am for a route which under normal circumstances is made 15mn there? Roughly?.

6:40 pm, we leave at the station we park, take(bring) out bags and walk(work) of a good step up to the station.... Some persons already wait by looking at panels then at their note(ticket) of a funny air(sight)..... For cause the train of 6:57 pm is not posted(shown).... Yurk!!!!! Still a who does not circulate on Sundays??? Cross(spend) I your schedules ...... well, no, he(it) circulates that there but because he(it) is not posted(shown)???? Everybody looks, the air(sight) " ya something who(which) is faulty of in there "..... Then our glance is attracted(enticed) by a quite small panel a little aside any young the panel, a little bit conceited, kind(genre) " I am not whoever, I do not mix "..... Quite slowly, not to frighten him(it), we approach and we read " that because of a local strike action, everything the trains of 6 and of September 7th are cancelled " in ....... re-yurk!!!!! Ben how that we make we???? (Mess it, in any case, has nobody in the station except for the future ex-travelers from Albertville) there. Parceque even if our z' teenagers to us, takes the train at 6:30 am on Mondays, they arrive just at 8 am at the middle school(college).... Although moreover, the railroad employees demonstrate in front of the bus, they will be late and then in any case, at 6:30 am Monday, they will have no train parceque 7 it is on Monday and although they will still strike.....

My Daughter Preferred who I love meanwhile found a new friend of her new class.... A solution we make a charter flight for Chambéry.... Go Me Mrs. ladies, we have a place(square), we can take 3 z' normal-sized(of normal height) teenagers more them luggage in the car kiki wants to come??? Voui, you madam? You confide(entrust) us your preferred teenager (the pôvre, the only male teenager in the middle of 2 female teenagers!!!!)? Well we take off....

We made the road.... The dog in my feet (had wanted him(it) to come up to the station, had planned him(it) that the car would be invaded and that it would have it for 2 hours at least), the male teenager between 2 female teenagers (the environment(middle), it is the only place where he could accommodate his legs we know him(it), males(mates), it is bigger than females and we as for myself, we are rather generation garden gnome). Arrived at the lycé at 7:40 pm sirs ladies it is not beautiful that? The boarding school(internship) is not opened even yet! Not before 8 pm yapuka to wait no doubt to leave 3 teenagers who were confided(entrusted) to us, in the middle of this district which is afraid of some sausage a little all the same (that the teachers and the head master forbade them to go to the park opposite ...... my mother's blood freezes in my veins when I think it that does it cross(does spend) it in this park so that we forbid them the access????

The quite satisfied dog, unwinds papattes, shows to the friends that it is crossed(spent) here, is scratched 20 hours, the boarding school(internship) opens, z' teenagers catch their bags and hup we return we stop(arrest) in the parceque kebab to cook at 9 pm past, I have not envy(urge) and in more Battlestar galactica started again this evening I saw the beginning while I so look forward to knowing the end....

In brief, I hate the SNCF(FRENCH NATIONAL RAILWAY COMPANY) their jokes, they are even funny steps, we do not even know why they struck.....

Thus to let off stream, I propose you a big game(set,play) competition(help), in which there is nothing to win if it is not the enjoyment to laugh by making muddy plays on words....

S N C F

I suggest you giving finally a sense(direction) to these 4 consonants....

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Grrrrrrrrr
A tit gazouillage??? - See the chirpings

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