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Friday, January 6th, 2012 5 06 /01 / Jan /2012 10:12

I have him(it) make...

I have regularly demands(requests) of my English-speaking readers who understand nothing in what I write in French....

Demands(Requests) about which you be going to say to me...

Demands(Requests) of " that would be good that your blog is also write in English so that we understand your delicious prose and what we too burst as patients by reading to you "...

Roughly....

And then, Mister Over-blog who is as everyone knows, somebody brilliant and of very kind proposes us for some time a small tool in partnership with Mister Flavius Reverso, to translate automatically our blogs....

It is here...

It is just enough to create its account, to enter the link of the comment to be translated and the 1 hour later, you can add a link with a beautiful a little bit rickety translation at the end of your article (or somewhere else, it is you who chosen!)

It is an automatic translator thus the translation is not brilliant, I asked for the opinion(notice) of English-speaking friends who have me say " listening, it is little " goofy " the translation, but it's better than nothing, vazy, made crack the link "...

What I have make on the article here

And at the same time, I threw(launched) a bottle in the sea...

We can comment publish(edit) (in French in the text) the translations to correct them it is not bad, I find... I have him(it) make, but if I manage enough well in English to read, understand(include) and hold a not too much complicated conversation, I have all the same difficulties to correct everything so that everything likes very up....

I thus invite you, you, Reader who speaks English since is you baby or who has a great level of the death which kills, to click my links to correct of possible bancalités and to allow me to have something which holds the road...

Wholeheartedly, I thank you....

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Sunday, January 1st, 2012 7 01 /01 / Jan /2012 22:17

2012 should be creative....

As I have a strong trend(tendency) to postpone(to put back) to procrastiner not to make if I am not to coupdepiedauculter, I have sign some studios(workshops) and on-line challenge...

Most are free, quality professors...

Thus in the order of entrance we shall find...

THE LIFE portfolio of Willowing

Which(Who) is going to take place over the complete year with the intervention of 15 remarkable artists (besides Tamara / Willowing)

The first videos are on-line, nearly me the PDFs to print and I could start the first session.

THE PORTFOLIO OF DAY of Effy Wild

He(It) is also going to take place over the year, on a different size(format) because we shall receive everything in our limps e-mail and because we shall share on a group dedicated FB... He(it) is accompanied with a livestream session during which Effy makes a demonstration while its studious raise(bring up) look by chatting extrèmement seriously (euh it looks like yes eh!!!)

The group is already opened and very active, the first livestream session in taken place this evening...

52 JAN FOX'S PLAYDATES

Return one you weekly with Jan Fox, videos and diverse inspirations to the program...

The first video is on-line

As everything the years, STRAHMORE offers 3 free on-line studios(workshops)

I did not participate the last year, but the presence this year of talented Traci Bautista incited me to register me...

Visit Strathmore Online Workshops

It is with the challenge that I end this not exhaustive list...

The TAKE HAS STICH TUESDAY (TAST of its Christian name) of Sharon B.

It is my friend, Nathalie Locquen, who attracted(enticed) me without knowing it in this kind trap and it is with my very good friend, whom I would name(appoint) here, Ludmila, whom I joined...

Everything every Tuesday, Sharon will give us an embroidery stitch to work...

My friend and I planned to find us at home, once a week, to us to entrainer together... A kind pretext to see itself and play with needles together...

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First petit points next Tuesday on the dedicated blog...

Here is of what to occupy me one moment, if I do not forget myself on the way, as he(it) arrives at me regularly....

Now, ben it apuka to jump...

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Wish I good luck to fall again on my legs....

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Sunday, January 1st, 2012 7 01 /01 / Jan /2012 00:00

A new year, it is little as a mountain to be climbed...

We are in the foot but one do not know how to arrive at the top...

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We are going to advance(move) slowly, month after month....

In the meantime, I send to you...

2012

I wish you

A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR(A GOOD YEAR)

The photo is of my husband taken not far from to me just needs that I ask him(her) where yes, I know I am ashamed!

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011 2 22 /11 / Nov /2011 11:58

And I let you finish the sentence....

Global disaster yesterday evening, when in the middle of a cat great mattering on the physiology compared by the Big Dragon, everything in "freezer" and I met as a gourd speaking to my computer but that no answer can arrive at me....

At the same moment, the series at which I looked of the right(straight) eye also froze on the image of a bare-chested vampire and my telephone of beep beeped more when I picked up(took down,dropped out)....

Panic on board...

Activated(Started) scheme to deal with major civil emergencies...

1-to Call SFR

2-Zut, I have more telephone...

3-Phew, My Favorite Son, The Flesh Of My Flesh returned, he(it) has a mobile(portable) (not me!!!)...

4-to Call SFR...

5-to Fall on mobile SFR because ADSL SFR is saturated..

6-Zut. we cannot put me in connection with the technical service

7-to Apply the plan B

In knowledge...

1-to Disconnect cubicle(garage,dock)

2-to Reconnect cubicle(garage,dock)

3-to Disconnect cubicle(garage,dock)

4-to Reconnect cubicle(garage,dock)

.....

To continue so until as much as you know how to count

Without results(profits)....

Rather!

Capitulate by cursing these $ * * and and these £µ3

And be resolved to cross(spend) the evening without internet, TV and telephone...

CORN

Together with my Favorite Son who is also deprived of his favorite toy...

( Has no reason there which he(it) have only I there who cry all the same!!!)

To continue the evening in front of Matrix with him, by finding the fire(light) of the existential questions that he(it) settles(arises) during the movie.... And realize that that missed me all the same, while that irritated me before...

Decide that it is not because I have not internet that I would not cross(spend) my evening in front of my PC and any good(property) to tidy up inside, pass on an external hard disk if say it above-named PC threw a tantrum and erases me all my invaluable photos...

( He(It) has already made him(it) for me and threatens me quite the days to begin again but now I have 3 external hard disks, he can play that, I he re would stuff the stomach of the same data! (Yes!!! I have 3 hard disks a protection(saving), a protection(saving) of the protection(saving) and the protection(saving) of the protection(saving) of the protection(saving) and not I do not put braces with one belt when I put a pants, moreover, I do not put a pants!!!))

Decide that once finity the sorting and the protection(saving) of files, it needs to make similar in her(it) limps in e-mails, to open him(it) and to realize that..... YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Internet is reviendu!!!!

To put of quoted(esteemed) her(it) limps in e-mails and fast to open my sailor(browser) to see if my dragon is well and to assure me that it did not fly away to punish me for having abandoned(given up) him(it)...

Discover that meanwhile, we plundered me...

Put back(Hand) reprisals the next day....

Chat still a little and spin to the bed the spirit in peace....

St Internet is back....

The life can start again(resume,take back)...

mrs.geek

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Monday, October 31st, 2011 1 31 /10 / Oct /2011 12:36

Then, I tell you everything....

On Saturday, I was in a shop, very satisfied with me because I had found very attractive dresses, but very very attractive eh.... With an attractive cup(cutting), an attractive low neck(cleavage) and an attractive black color....

I waited to pay and in quoted(esteemed) by me, there was a small lady who apparently wanted to type the end of fat with the first person who would fall him(her) under the language(tongue)...

I was the first person....

She(It) began in looked my purchases, then his, then to tell me how much the life is a bitch, because " I so enlarged Madam, that I have to redeem myself a coat, I know not what I am going to make of the old man, it is beautiful, I think that I am going to put him(it) on Ebay. Yes yes, I enlarged, no I can make nothing, I have a special diet(regime) with carrot tops, chui diabetic, cholestérolique, I have the thyroid which malfonctionne, will need can be to operate, and sometimes, I have the black plague also, but not everything in daytime, that gets tired too much.... But that becomes painful to get dressed when one enlarged you know, before I put attractive small tailors(suits), I can more now, chui grateful(inescapable) to get dressed as 40.... "

................................. <----------big frizzy silence (yes, I read the work of F Mùr and my silences are since curled!)

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I I looked at my attractive dresses that I was quite satisfied to have them, I verified the size(cutting) (46 ) and I counted my rolls by decreeing that those of right came from my daughter, those of left of my son and those of the environment(middle), everything the good small dishes and of licorice which I like....

She(It) looked every unfortunate queens(crowns) her(it) who ate carrot tops and I said to myself that I liked my ends of fat finally....

Sometimes, they are heavy to carry(wear), it is true especially when I return at home and when I have to go(take) up the rise(ascent) which leads to it...

Sometimes, they say to me that it would be good that they are less to be able to find a pair of tights in which return, and I answer them that internet is my friend and that there is full of sites in big size(cutting)....

I realized that I was more ashamed to enter a shop and to ask for a model in big size(cutting) and what even if I always try to transfer(fire) the small roll which exceeds(overtakes), I saw my tibourrelets better and better and it is so much the better... I indulge myself and that see.... I see him(it) in any case....

And I also feel(smell) him(it)...

Well, I am not going to make a catalog of everything the advantages of my tibourrelets... It is not the remedy mat anti-life either, but fact of beginning finally to accept them and to like(love) them, not to try any more to enter one 44 with one shoehorns, that makes the good(property)... And what is more, my anti-wrinkle combleur collagen which coute the skin of buttocks to be bought, he(it) is natural at home and it is pleasant to fall on surprised people when I say to them my age they thought that I had less in spite of my tibourrelets....

Thus finally, after a long deliberation with me even, I decided to leave sound 40 to the lady and to keep(guard) my 46.... He(it) is merry my 46... He(it) takes the life of the highly-rated voucher and when he wants one (or in two or three or four ..........) licorice well, er he(it) plunges the hand into the package without anybody(any) remorse and even not shame in more!!!

He(It) is soft moreover, we do not injure to ourselves an eye when we snuggle up everything against...

I shall have taken time to report me it but better late than never said a famous manufacturer of Swiss watches...

To finish this small note(ticket) which I find a little unstitched, I cannot refrain from sharing a little gift which circulates for some time on the famous social network which begins with face and finished by billy goat (accompanied every time of the photo of the very very beautiful model Tara Lynn)

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There is some time(weather), in the entrance(entry) of a gymnasium, we could see a panel with the photo of a girl in the spectacular physical appearance where he(it) was written « this summer, you want to be a siren or a whale? ».

We tell that a woman, whose physical aspect we ignore, answered the question in the following way:

Dear sirs, whales are always surrounded with friends (dolphins(heirs apparent), seals, curious human beings), they have a very active sexual life and raise(bring up) their children with a lot of tenderness.

They have fun as lunatics with dolphins(heirs apparent) and eat gambas until more thirst.
They swim all day long and travel in fantastic places as the Patagonia, Mer de Barens or the coral reefs of Polynesia.

They sing incredibly well and sometimes we even go as far as making it CD.
It is impressive and very liked animals, that everybody defends(forbids) and admires.


Sirens do not exist.

But if they existed, they would queue up to consult a psychologist because of a problem of halving of personality: woman or fish?

They would have no sexual life and could not have of children.
They would be charming, certainly, but solitary and sad....

Furthermore who would want of a girl who feels(smells) the fish?

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 7 23 /10 / Oct /2011 22:42

When has no it it any more, still has it there...

The really last before the next year...

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The courgetteuh cacahuèteuh that we ate quite stuffed and which(who) was very good...

Peace in his(her,its) soul....

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The tite pumpkin, the pumpkin, the colocynth thing(trick) which...

One do not know what that is, if that is eatable or not....

We sowed(scattered) him(it) then we forgot him(it)...

But he(it) did not forget to grow and to murir...

That makes me punishment(effort) pick her(it), it is too beautiful as color...

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Tomatiers dried but there are some fruits...

And even a bean on the left...

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She(It) crumples, curls up...PA090151

Eventually fallen, we leave them, that will give of new tomatiers next year...

And some more of babies tomatoes to make tarts...

Slurp...

The first frosts(jellies) are not going to delay...

The mini garden is going to fall asleep...

He(It) will return in a few months...

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 3 19 /10 / Oct /2011 23:32

I had prepared an attractive photo, but I cannot load(charge) her(it) in my documents, we shall thus do without it....

But, that disrupts(perturbs) me a little not to say more....

As a result, my humor in changed and now I am like that...

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And vouiiii....

Steam Rhinoféroce....

Without vapor...

Although....

In brief...

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A new good trèèèèès as for me because I have (finally!!!) found my brushes, my glue, my scraps of paper and my paint(painting) (et cetera also!!!!)...

If yes...

In spite of the ceaseless attacks of the cat (which(who) jumps as soon as she hears(understands) the shout of the torn paper.... And God knows that I tear!!!), I managed to make my bottom and to prepare my z' images...

The very fast continuation(suite)...

I hope that you bavouillez well now...

I say to you Slurp and soon about photos...

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Wednesday, August 31st, 2011 3 31 /08 / August /2011 16:19

Paradoxically, this morning while reading Caroline's blog, I realized that Aout touched its end and that in September appeared... { Caroline}

I say paradoxically because yesterday My Favorite Son returned current, in the enjoyment and the cheerfulness, with week beforehand on everybody....

Thus, it is the comeback....

With as a smell of chalk and old picture(board), ink on fingers and new paper...

As everything the years since I am age to make a comeback, there is this mixture of excitement for one year which begins and of regret for the summer which ends...

To me the year begins in September. It is at this moment when I buy a quite new schedule(diary), when I fill(perform) my case of pens, gums(erasers) and the other merdouilles and when I cross(spend) with me even a pact which I would never hold or so little...

It is at this moment that I take full of good resolutions, those whom we note on a sheet(leaf) which we hurry to forget in the week....

- To lose for the next spring, the fat which blocks the brioche with a bone in more if possible...

- Keep(guard) the impeccable house all year long as if we did not live inside everything the year....

- To move, to move, to move but not too much, needs not to risk the strain either...

- create, create, create tomorrow, when I would have overtaken this done fear of making badly...

........

Cross(Spend) less time(weather) in front of the pc, in front of the TV, read a little more, go out quite in daytime even when it is raining and is snowing, to eat better and less, to to be a good mother, a good wife, a maid I even but for the better, a good artist (so so much is that I can use(wear out) this word for me)...

Make an appointment finally that I have to take for months, answer the mail, update papers...

That still know I....

It is the comeback,

That feels(smells) the chalk, the old picture(board) and the good resolutions...

That feels(smells) the new start, the purple ink and the paper pulp...

That feels(smells) the autumn, the light which changes, the temperature which fraichit, the sheets(leaves) which fall...

That feels(smells) the roads which turn(shoot) and the doors which open...

Or vice versa...

That feels(smells) the windows which we close, the fire(light) which crackles and the soup of leeks

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That feels(smells) the nostalgia....

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Thursday, August 18th, 2011 4 18 /08 / August /2011 00:20

You need

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A drum to open the road...

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A Man of God (Dominican it is very well)

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Guards(Guarding,Nurses)...

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A beggar...

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A beggar...

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An attractive wooden chair and nails(boils,pawnshops), decorated with some chaines...

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Small z' tools...

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A block, an axe...

And a good help...

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.....

Rendez-vous sur Hellocoton !

By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages - Community: the Circle of the perfect Boatmen
A tit gazouillage???
- See the chirpings
Thursday, August 11th, 2011 4 11 /08 / August /2011 19:01

I know, I had promised to come earlier to share my very beautiful photos of holidays and my adventures by the sea, but it turns out that I was not able to...

The time(weather) which passes without that I realize it (vouffff you saw him(it)? He(it) is crossed(spent), he(it) left), the return, the light depression comment-vacationers and some domestic problems to be settled(adjusted)...

Without counting this irresistible envy(urge) for just man to make anything....

But all things come to him who waits....

And thus here is...

I wanted ocean....

No small envy(urge) rikikitte eh! A big big envy(urge)...

Because in the truth, even if I lived in the mountain, ben I like not really that...

The mountain I want to say...

One day I would tell you the Camargue and its big beaches(ranges) and you will understand...

Thus I wanted ocean and having realized that

" That's it, it is the summer, it is the holidays if we left a little??? "

I was good embétée to reserve something so late... It was without considering internet and the discounts vacationers, the big fair in the stays....

I was so able to catch in the flight(theft) a stay in residence for 1 week to Carcans-Maubuisson, in the Médoc (little above Bordeaux to place!). Of what to fill my envy(urge) for ocean, for beaches(ranges) with losses of view(sight), for shells and shellfishes.... Just a regret, My Favorite Daughter who works is grateful(inescapable) to stay at home with the cat and the mountain...

After a first jump of flea(chip) in the Drôme, a stopping place of 2 days at my Dad and my Mom, allocates on July 30th at approximately 7 am in the morning, direction(management) the West of France, if possible by jumping by top corks (successful bet, we do not take the highway!).... The absolute happiness to cross(spend) on a bridge(deck) and to see cars piled on 20km under a blazing sun while you, quiet, quiet you runs(drives) and kept silent advance(move)....

Small stopping place of noon(south) on a small road shaded to nibble at some chips, at sandwiches etc. and at 6:45 pm pétantes, I got back the keys of the apartment 221 of the residence Maeva the big pines to Maubuisson.... A small phone call to the renter out of bikes to prevent(warn) him(it) that, in view of the hour, we shall come to look for bikes only the next day, we débarasse bags fast fast and we re-jump into the car to see the océaaaaan!

OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Small disappointment no shells and shellfishes on these beaches(ranges) there just kilometers of fine sand and polite pebbles but I like the kilometers of fine sand and polite pebbles, and I like the ocean... Shells, we shall go to look for them next year...

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The sky, the sun and the sea....

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Piece of bread in waves Premiere....

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Z' ongl ' of girls in the fine sand...

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Ooooops, a wave my feet drowned themselves my z' ongl ' disappeared....

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Tit polite pebble but not as long as that really...

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Before leaving the beach(range)....

( I am anxious to specify that this photo is in the exact state where it was taken no alteration(retouch), colors are absolutely and totally natural)

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By Viscountess Sheshire Kitten - Published in: Gazouillages
A tit gazouillage??? - See the chirpings

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