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Regional on 2010
Accueil First national consultation of the five-year term of the Nanopresident. And first mess tin of the UMPistes. You will find the shooting of the various fractions and some shall amaze you, the others shall make angry you. So much the better; to know, ben it is necessary to know.
The by-elections 2011
Accueil The by-elections were in the alder(ell) of the regional; enormous opera hat(slap) in the face of the UMPistes and, in addition, some kicks in the bottom of Frontistes. In brief; that of the happiness. Relive this election by the notes(tickets) of the Duck and burst you in the reading of certain declarations of principles of candidates which do not even know the attributions of a CG
PS primary sectors(primary schools,Primary) and Citizens
Accueil Only to have pissed off and done the shit to the right, these primary sectors(primary schools,Primary) were a success. For those who believed that the gôche had no ideas, it is missed. For those who thought that the right could counter this primary sectors(primary schools,Primary), it is also missed. Live again with enjoyment
Presidential elections 2012
Accueil Seen as it left, that is going to shit grave. The UMPistes was low never also in the polls(soundings) and a candidate of the gôche was never so high. The brothers-in-law(boors) of the Fhaine peak near the 18 % and will be burst in the second tour(ballot). If the gôche stands firm and gathers(collects), she(it) is going to explode durably the UMPistes and the Frontistes.
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Monday, December 19th, 2011 1 19 /12 / December /2011 17:30


The Duck has a bronchitis. He(it) lets you know, attractive reader and proud reader, that The Duck is rarely sick, but that it has its bronchitis every year and that it is redoubtable. In that case there, he(it) lies down(goes to bed), is made a vegetable soup, takes Aspégic and waits that that takes place. But that; it is the first day... Others are much more hard but, not to play Caliméros, The Duck does not say to you about it more. So, The Duck drags with difficulty in front of its screen and he reads his press review and the funny things(tricks) posted on Facebook. And there, it was the drama; while he read the comments of a comment detailing(retailing) the fact that madam DSK is named(appointed) “ Woman of the year ”; has a retarded person there who commented on the information with one “ Pathetic: what the Jewish lobby can make; - ((“.... Poor man was dulled among the morons, the poor man destroyed by the head, which has to believe in all the plots of the world, or the famous New World Order ears of which we keep repeating to us on the forums of mental defectives or teenagers - sometimes, it is the same moreover-. Poor small guy restricted in his small life which, as a majority of the brothers-in-law(boors) who vote for extreme right, have no testicles to see in their own lives the inherent incompetences, but feel grateful(inescapable) to go to see(to visit), somewhere else, if it is not the worse. And take advantage of it to cross-post(pour) an ignoble hatred. Then, my poor traumatized young []

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Sunday, December 18th, 2011 7 18 /12 / December /2011 14:26


Ben here is; due to making cross(spend) laws in speeds of a gnu going to quench thirst after a feast in the savanna, our UMPistes seriously got it all wrong. On Thursday, December 15th, while the staff of the Nanopresident worked on the surprise that this last one is going to rock us during its wishes, to try to go back up(to raise) in the polls(soundings); the Constitutional Council in said " niet " in the article of the law on the budget of the Social Security for 2012 which authorized the doctors to foreign diploma to practice in France. The censored amendment indeed prolonged the authorization of exercise of these doctors from December 31st, 2011 till December 31st, 2014, leaving them the time(weather) to take an examination of equivalence. The decision fell as a chopper. A real disaster for these 2 to 3.000 doctors, native, essentially, of Africa or Asia, and for the hospitals which, without them, "would not" "turn"("shoot"). The Wise men of the Constitutional Council justified their censorship by a " legislative rider ". They considered that the article had to make nothing in a law of financing of the Social Security. In 2007, the deadline compulsory for the foreign doctors to practice in France had been fixed on December 31st, 2011, within the framework of a previous law on the budget of the Social Security. The Wise men had then found nothing to criticize there. « Legally, the foreign doctors are going to have to stop(arrest) of []

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Saturday, December 17th, 2011 6 17 /12 / December /2011 18:35


Ouais. And it, for all the same some years. He, of whom the political theory which carries(wears) its name promoted ideas quite humanist sums and of gathering. Has you he not said « there is only a single quarrel which is worth(costs): that of the Man. »? For the invalid(useless), the pressing or those who listens to too naively the speeches in idiot of the Nanopresident, here is a brief reminder(abseiling) of the political location of Big Charles. France, so that she can give the best of herself and take the head of nations, France must be permanently unified by a leader / State / a project / and articulated by political institutions ( an effective balance of power ), economic ( the plan) and social ( the participation) adequate to avoid the internal fights. The Gaullism is thus, at once(at the same time), an end(purpose) of the size(greatness) of France, because the message which France carries(wears) in the world is humanist and a consequence through the social policy which has nevertheless for first objective to weld the nation. Thus.... Since 2007 when our Nanopresident and his herd of gnus arrived, by means of a so deceitful election campaign that it is not possible to make it more, on the contrary the do not most complete of a political theory of which he wants to be made the heir. Already, how manage “ to weld the nation ” by sending his(her) home secretaries make []

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Saturday, December 17th, 2011 6 17 /12 / December /2011 14:13


Dreux ( Eure-et Loire), 32 000 inhabitants In September, 1983, the National Front takes away(gains) its first victory electoral to Dreux in a partial municipal election. The list FN led by Jean-Pierre Stirbois exceeds 16 % of the votes in the 1st tour(ballot) of the ballot. Between both tours(towers,ballots), list FN merges with the RPR list, led by Jean Hieaux, who will become a mayor. The local right sees the FN as a strength of supplement allowing the right to take him(it) on the left, in the city hall since 1977. In 1988, Jean-Pierre Stirbois dies accidentally. The National Front redoes list to part from 1989 but will never obtain the same score as in 1983. The history(story) of the FN to Dreux continues with Marie-France Stirbois, elected representative delegated in 1989 during a partial, then councillor in 1992, then Member of the European Parliament and regional councillor before leaving definitively the city after the regional of 1998. Orange (Vaucluse), 30 000 inhabitants In 1995, Jacques Bompard, National Front, abducts the city hall from the PS thanks to a triangular. He(it) is reelected in the first tour(ballot), in 2001, in front of a divided left. In July, 2002, first balance sheet(assessment) in THE EXPRESS: Romain Rosso describes " Jacques Bompard's sytème ". In February, 2008, the pressure becomes more marked on Jacques Bompard: the UMP and the PS intend to become allied to stop him(her). But in March, 2008, Jacques Bompard, henceforth affiliated to the MPF of []

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Saturday, December 17th, 2011 6 17 /12 / December /2011 02:09


In a communiqué (in English) published on Friday, December 16th, the Fitch Ratings rating agency lowered in "denial", against "stable" previously, the prospect(perspective) of the note of the long-term debt of France. The triple A French, the best possible financial note, is maintained. But according to Fitch, " the negative prospect(perspective) indicates that there is a little more than 50 % of luck(chance) of a reduction in the note by two years ". Minister of Finance, François Baroin, " noted " this decision. " The government is determined to pursue its action(share) in the service of the growth, of the competitiveness, of the employment(use) and of the reduction of the public deficits ", he specified. The European summit was considered insufficient both other big agencies of notation, Moody and Standard and Poor, had already placed the note of France under negative surveillance. As his(her) competitors, Fitch quotes anxieties on the economic and financial situation of the Eurozone to justify its decision. The agency asserts that " new measures will be doubtless necessary to return the deficit to 3 % of the GDP(GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT) before 2013 and stabilize the national debt unless 90 % of the GDP(GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT) ". For the agency, the European summit of December 8th and 9th did not allow to set up a sufficient(self-important) protection to prevent that an escalation of the financial crisis does not get(touch) countries any more []

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Friday, December 16th, 2011 5 16 /12 / December /2011 16:12


Failure(Defeat) with regard to the obligation(bond) of growth; we are in recession, failure(defeat) with regard to the objective to reduce the unemployment; he(it) increases, failure(defeat) with regard to the reduction of the deficits; they explode. Not only the objectives of reduction of deficits cannot be reached(affected) and, in five months, there will be, besides, the third rigorous plan because we are going to drop out with regard to what we said ourselves in the European authorities. So, instead of rocking us hundreds of organized(been organized) reforms, among which most are neither continued, nor ended and, moreover; not really dreamt up; he(it) would have better been worth ordering construction sites in a logical chronology. Before spining more than 75 billion euro to taxpayers who already had them to pay; a government one so much is little coherent would have recognized, since indeed for a long time, that that shook in the jar... And indeed not; The UMPistes messes on the face to know, which(who) of Dati or Fillon, will go to create havoc in the 2nd district of Paris; it is easier(more peaceful) for ghost Member of the European Parliament or Prime Minister of the recession, than to take care of their pénates, before wishing it the others. Moreover, seen the tombine of the first lady of France during the Elysian Christmas tree; that has to move dry, at the moment, in the meetings of the end of day of []

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Friday, December 16th, 2011 5 16 /12 / December /2011 15:33


" To face François Fillon, parachuted in Paris by the UMP, the socialist Federation suggested to Axel Kahn being a candidate ", indicates Rémi Féraud, boss of this federation, in a communiqué. " This proposition was naturally made in agreement with the socialist persons in charge of the concerned districts, the mayor of Paris Bertrand Delanoë and the national direction(management) of the PS ", he adds. This district consists of districts anchored to the right: all the 5th, a part(party) of the VIth and VIIth districts. Axel Kahn explained: " I am a candidate in the 2nd for Paris. The national and international situation and the totally symbolic character of this district which is mine deserve a fight and a quality debate. I believe to be capable of leading this fight against the Prime Minister and the politics(policy) which he(it) led(drove) ", he assured(insured). Mister Kahn, age 67, is President of the university Paris V-Descartes, in the VIth district. Besides, he says, " all my career(quarry) was made in the 5th district, because I am university, researcher. My dad had a school avenue of Buzzed her(it) in the VIIth district and for me, it is the center of the world ". It is the first time when the brother of the journalist Jean-Francois Kahn - he even engaged(opened) with the MoDem François Bayrou - dashes in politics(policy). During left primary sector(left primary school,left Primary), he(it) had supported Martine []

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Friday, December 16th, 2011 5 16 /12 / December /2011 12:04


Marine Le Pen is the object of a lot of media attention at this end of year 2011. If we heard a lot about Caroline Fourest's documentary and Fiammetta Venner " Marine Le Pen: the heiress ", spread(broadcasted) on Thursday, December 15th on France 2, another fascinating journalistic work - and complementary(additional) with the first one - be going to be spread(broadcasted) on Sunday, December 18th at 12:45 am on Channel(Canal) +. " The dark side of the new Forehead(Front) " of Mathias Hillion and Karim Rissouli has for main object no Marine Le Pen. This excellent documentary deciphers the strategy of "new" National Front and the diverse circles of influence - official and unofficial - around her president. So raises itself(draws up itself) in hollow a political portrait of Mrs Le Pen. The document also conceals some images never seen on the TV on its councillors(advisers) of the shade(shadow). Both journalists were interested at first that they name(appoint) the " circle of the North ". Understand(include) the band(strip) of Hénin Beaumont - Steeve Briois, Bruno Bilde and Laurent Brice - in the center of the current events because of the suspicions of corruption which weigh on the PS federation of Pas-de-Calais and which the local FN denounces(cancels) for years. We can see moreover, on this matter, images of the City Council of Hénin-Beaumont where Marine Le Pen accuses vigorously the former(ancient) mayor of the city, Gérard Dallongeville, the embezzlements. But the team of Channel(Canal) + also followed the work []

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Friday, December 16th, 2011 5 16 /12 / December /2011 06:22


France should know a brief recession in the fourth quarter 2011 and in the first quarter 2012 and it will "be difficult" to reach(affect) next year the forecast of 1 % of growth on which the government based its second rigorous plan, estimated(esteemed) on Thursday the Insee(National Institute for Statistics and Economic Studies). The economic activity will restart weakly in the second quarter but the experience of growth for 2012 will be then at the end of 0 % June. To reach(affect) 1 % of growth, the gross domestic product (GDP)((GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT)) would have to grow of 1,3 % on each of the last two quarters, indicated the experts of the national Institute of the situation and the economic studies during a press conference on Thursday. " It is clear that it is difficult, in view of our scenario " which(who) plans a slow restart of the activity in France, declared Sandrine Duchêne, Department Head of the situation of the Insee(National Institute for Statistics and Economic Studies). " For France, the inquiries of situation show at present a strong slowing down of the activity ", she pointed out, planning a recession(drop) of the GDP(GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT) of 0,2 % a fourth quarter with regard to the previous three months, followed by a contraction of 0,1 % in the first quarter 2012. It would thus be about a brief recession, the technical definition of which is a recession(drop) of the GDP(GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT) during two consecutive quarters at least. France had gone out to the spring, 2009 of one year of recession. A shy resumption of 0,1 % []

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Thursday, December 15th, 2011 4 15 /12 / December /2011 14:57


The Nanopresident had filled up to us ears with his law " Hadopi ”, which, as a column of the Kiosk(Pavilion) in Ducks confirmed it, does not prevent the download that for the boeotian or the overalls. So, Hadopi acts as a gendarme of the clear(net) on the networks of Peer to Peer - of exchange of files-, get back the IP addresses of the Internet users there and, after three letters of warning, cuts the connection to Internet. But, has there better in the blogosphère. An US Web site allows you to scan and to list the IP addresses to know if these last ones were used on a site of Peer to Peer. It is what made a French Internet user with certain addresses IP stemming from waiters(servers) of the Elysee and, surprised; the computers of the presidential palace were used to download files not free of right(law); albums of Beach Boys, movie “ The Break-in of Central Park ”.... Not really top on behalf of the place where left the wish to see promulgating a law against the illegal download. Then, or the employees of the Elysees copy the Frenchman to two who downloads illegally, or the law Hadopi is a big shit which is of no use, because an Internet user can connect at an address IP which is not his. H'm, in fact: both can be? On the same subject, read: special Geeks; of the whole and anything. THE UMP and the techonologies news(short stories), []

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Thursday, December 15th, 2011 4 15 /12 / December /2011 13:03


Voting intentions in favour of François Bayrou pass in a month from 7 % to 11 %. This progress of 4 points on the whole electorate is particularly clear(net) among the retired people (14 %, + 8 points), the workers (14 %, + 11 points) and the little awarded a diploma persons. By contrast, we raise(find) its perfect stability to frames(executives) and members of liberal professions (10 %). In other words, the media success of the theme « to buy Frenchman(French people) » does not also benefit him(her) of a category the other one, and we perceive(collect) next to the charm tried(felt) by some, traditionally taken away from the centrist vote, the perplexity of the others, the more attached to the European orientation of the MoDem. In the end(final), François Bayrou is measured 3 points above the score today which was his in December, 2006. This movement contributes to the light collapse of the score of both candidates at present in head, François Hollande (32 %, - 2 points) and Nicolas Sarkozy (26 %, - 1 point). The level of voting intentions in favour of the socialist leader is always more brought up, however, than before primary sector(primary school,Primary) (28 % in September, instead of 32 % today). The enfeeblement of the polarization of the first tour(ballot) does not benefit the National Front (16 %, stable), and little to Jean-Luc Mélenchon (6 %, + 1 point). Other candidates remain confined on scores much lower than 5 %, even marginal. In the second tour(ballot), []

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 3 14 /12 / December /2011 13:30


And not of " 2 500 posts(post offices) ", as we read it almost everywhere. It is not the "posts"("post offices") which interest the "truths" people who work, ducon; it is the women and the men(people) who are going to be transferred(fired). The posts(post offices), that can commit suicide without generating redundancies(dismissals). But there, that under would listen that the leaders of banks cogitate "humanely" and not " actionnairement ". It is the another history(story), and doubtless another world, in which the citizens would finance only the companies which make a commitment not to dismiss. According to several sources(springs), the group would delete(eliminate) until 2 500 "posts"("post offices") all in all, of which the main part in the corporate and investment bank(banking) CIB ( Cacib ) Crédit Agricole. On this total, France would represent approximately 1 000 "posts"("post offices") and the foreigner(foreign countries) the balance, the staff of Cacib rising about 13 000 persons. According to the labor union FO this morning, the number of job losses would reach(affect) 2 350, among which 850 in France. At Cacib, 1 750 "posts" would be got(touched) in the world, among which 550 in France. As his(her) hexagonal(national) competitors, the mutualist bank wants to reduce its balance sheet(assessment) and its consumption of liquid assets about 20 to 25 % in an atmosphere of crisis. She(it) refocuses on the customers whom she considers strategic, mainly in Europe. Certain jobs(businesses) would more be touched than the others, in particular the raw materials. In the financing []

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 3 14 /12 / December /2011 07:15


The BVA institute is the one which maintained the lowest voting intentions for Jean-Luc Mélenchon. Today, he joins about the estimations of the other institutes. Here are according to him voting intentions in the first week of December, 2011 (in brackets the evolution with regard to the first week of November): - Holland: 35 % 1) - Sarkozy: 24,5 % 0,5) - Le Pen: 17 % 1) - Bayrou: 9 % 2) - Mélenchon 7 % 2) - Joly 3 % 2) - Villepin 1 % 2) analyzes Him(It) of these results(profits) by the institute rests(bases) essentially on 3 points: - With 35 % of voting intentions in favour of François Hollande against 24,5 % to Nicolas Sarkozy, the socialist candidate finds the advance of about ten points which he had at the beginning of November, - For the second tour(ballot), the wide advance of Holland with 59 % against 41 %, - Jean-Luc Mélenchon, who until now did not succeed in taking advantage of the nullity of the scores of the new candidates LO and NPA, knows a beautiful push, gaining(winning) 2 points to reach(affect) 7 % of voting intentions, - Eva Joly, on the contrary, pursues his(her,its) descent into hell, losing another 1 point since last November 20th. She(it) so divided her(its) score by two since the debates on the agreement PS-EELV.

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 3 14 /12 / December /2011 07:04


We are armored by Centrists for the next elections. At first let us determine, by a simple sentence, whom is a Centrist: it is the politician who is neither of left, nor left. Then, it reproduces when, a Centrist? By wet time(weather), with the fog, and a light fresh wind; that allows to snuggle up in its down jacket by listening to the speeches of an absent air(sight). And to find, that after all, it is not so stupid; seen that that takes ideas almost everywhere, that mixs them in the shaker, and that is of use them to you, warm, in a tumbler. Then, Ok of ac; we are told that the Centrism can be associated at the idea of moderation between political antagonisms: conservatism and progressivism from the point of view of the reforms, the socialism, the liberalism and the conservatism from the point of view of the ideas, the interventionism and let make on the economic plan. With that; are easy(peaceful) you... In brief; it is or the one, when the left is for the power, is the other one; When it is the right. And, moreover, the program changes according to whom we have to fight(dispute)... But, thinks The Duck by scratching itself the straight(right) ear, this year of meadow campaign(countryside) is prolix in centrist propositions and, let us be frank; that looks like furiously a melting pot of the reactions of the Star Academy(Regional education authority) and of Miss France - although, the last one; she(it) is good grave and not idiot-. Small anthology of the propositions Beauty queen []

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Tuesday, December 13th, 2011 2 13 /12 / December /2011 16:19


How to leave a banking crisis to arrive at a tightening of belt of the citizens, by way of crises of sovereign debts with repetition(rehearsal)? To hear(understand) the politicians(political officers), it would be the thingy which fell us on the face, the messenger of the sky by a god of the finance whose purposes are incomprehensible not only of the common run of people but, engrave(burn) problem if it is there; by the gugusses which we elected. So, it is good, however, to remind that if crisis there is, she(it) comes from defective banking architecture, from toxic political climate and from political ideas réac ’, as he(it) already existed there thirty years ago. For all these years, the European banks, in lack of ideas, copied their big American friends by taking advantage of leverages offered by the US toxic assets(active persons), taking advantage of the weakness of the fragile borrowers and resulting in a nameless muck-up in the accommodation(housing) in Spain, the commercial real estate in Ireland and the Greek public sector. When the American assets(active persons) are viandés, the European banks thus decided to rock as quickly as possible obligations(bonds) of the most low(weakest) states to keep(guard) and invest(surround) in those of the strongest, all this to keep(preserve) a minimum of profitability. And it is it who(which) does us in the shit. Because we are paying for two things of which we are []

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